Total Medals Earned: 3,977 (From 633 different games.) Total Medal Score: 69,935 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (20/95 points)
Destroy first enemy ship
Buy a new ship
Got 3 Perfect Bonus
Hit Enemies With 5 Mines In a Level
Own The Vile Murderer
Medals Earned: 3/9 (100/500 points)
pass the game using not more than 75 shots
complete the game
pass the game using not more than 50 shots
pass the game using not more than 35 shots
find secret room
get to the girl without hurting the crocodile
collect all coins
pass the game using not more than 25 shots
earn more than 250000
Medals Earned: 5/6 (35/40 points)
show a bug who's boss
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
collect 70 or more coins
Medals Earned: 10/20 (115/490 points)
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Defeat the largest Fume.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Complete the first tutorial.
Complete 25 levels.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (55/105 points)
Get all 4 small items' prices incorrect.
Get all 4 small items' prices correct.
Score $0 on the Plinko board.
Score $21,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $30,100 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $41,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Medals Earned: 6/17 (100/490 points)
Have 50% Of Your Bombs Left At The End Of A Level
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Kill 5 Soldiers With Your Gun In 1 Level
Kill 10 Soldiers With Your Gun In 1 Level
Kill 15 Soldiers With Your Gun In 1 Level
Kill 20 Soldiers With Your Gun In 1 Level
Destroy 5 Planes In 1 Level With Bombs
Complete The Tutorial
Destroy 15 Planes In 1 Level With Bombs
Kill 10 Soldiers With Your Propellers In 1 Level
Destroy 10 Planes In 1 Level With Bombs
Survive For 2 Levels Without Dying
Kill 15 Soldiers With Your Propellers In 1 Level
Achieve Greater Than 75% Accuracy
Survive For 4 Levels Without Dying
Survive For 8 Levels Without Dying
Survive For 6 Levels Without Dying