Total Medals Earned: 3,967 (From 630 different games.) Total Medal Score: 69,845 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/140 points)
Medals Earned: 12/16 (185/340 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/75 points)
Medals Earned: 7/10 (195/355 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/155 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (50/150 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (155/155 points)
Medals Earned: 4/12 (40/320 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
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Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Win first stage
Win First Challenge
Got 3 x 3 stars
Open All Recipes
Send your score for the world to see!
Earn a bronze medal!
Earn a silver medal!
Wear your first cap
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Earn a gold medal!
Get at least 7 achievements
Now try to beat your highscore!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Figure out the controls!
Earn a platinum medal!
Catch all caps at any one level
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Kill an enemy with a big circular saw
Destroy a robot
Drop an enemy into fire
Explode 10 barrels with one shot
Kill 35 enemies
Complete Level 28
Kill 5 robots
Kill 10 enemies with bombs
Kill one enemy of each type
Complete all levels in Easy mode
Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).
What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.
Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.
Defeat Big Blue the Meanie
Craft your first item
Kill your first enemy.
Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.
Unlock the Gate of Oceanus
Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan
Craft the Razor Sword
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Play for 10 minutes
Get to day 10
Collect $10,000
Kill 100 enemies
Complete the game
Destroy every enemy
Fully Upgrade Strength
Kill 1000 enemies
Get 150 kills in survival
Collect 50 of the 85 achievements
Collect every single achievement!
